The transcrpit for SkylerandJonnyProdcution's video DEADLY TEDDY BEAR
Jonny :Hey Man, what's up?
Skyler: Kim Kardashin's a bitch!
Jonny:Huh?Well Anyway guess I found while intoxicicated!
Skyler:Winnie the Pooh?
Jonny:Yes!It's a Teddy bear!*Momment iof silence*He's our best friend!
Skyler:Where'd you find it?
Jonny: In a dumpster.Also there was a guy and he was hold a rifle for some reason and I just took the bear and he started chasing me for some what ever reason and he MIGHT break in the window.
Skyler:I'm just gonna eat some popcorn.
Jonny:Ok.Hey gimme some.
Skyler pushes Jonny back
Skyler:Dude, this bear is like magic or something.
Jonny:I think he's alive.
Skyler:IT BLINKED!I ani't touchin that thing no more!
Jonny:Dude!Do you know what this means!?
SkylerA:We have a Teddy Bear Jesus?
Jonny:No!It means we have our own Ted!
Skyler:But it says Pooh.
Jonny:I know!Tha't what makes it even more speical!
Skyler: it's not even 3 letters it's 4 letters.
Jonny:Then it means poop!
Skyler:And if you take off the "h" it's only gonna say poo so it bacisly belongs in the trash.
Jonny:Thats what I said. And he talks!Now say something!.........Take your time.
Jonny:Holy Crap he talks!*burps*I burped.Because he talks!
Jonny:Were gonna be best friends!
Jonny:Dude, it's party time.You threw him off because it's PARTY TIME!Were gonna get wildstyle up in here!
Pooh:Yeah! It's party time!
Skyler:Lemme finsh this!
Pooh:so what are we doing?
Skyler punches Pooh
Pooh:UGHHH I"M SO GONNA MURDER YOU!UGHHH
Skyler:Yo man it was just an accident.
Jonny:Yeah what she said!Oh God he has a knife!
Pooh:Got you bitches now!And you're gonna die of my hidden blade!
Pooh stabs Jonny
Pooh:I'm in the best hiding stop ever!
Skyler:Were are you!?Oh my god!
Pooh comes out
Skyler:This battle deserves, EPIC TRHOWDOWN MUSIC!
Peanut butter jelly time plays
Pooh:No no no not this!
IT"S TIME TO D-D-DUEL!
Pooh:yeah, more like that.
Pooh flings himself at Skyler
Skyler:Jonny!I thought you died!How'd you come back!
Skyler:You need to speak English!
Skyler:Chu masa sa?
Jonny:What?Hasta La Vista Mother fu*ker!
Jonny:Ok, anyway what's up?
Skyler:The Teddy Bear is trying to kill me.
Jonny:Oh yeah!I pretty much saw everything.
Skyler:Well he's right there with a knife and he might kill me so.
Jonny:Huh, that's cool.
Skyler:Yeah, pretty interesting.I'm gonna get something to eat real quick.
Skyler:Wait Wait wait.You're a ghost so you can help me, right?You got those magical powers and stuff.
Jonny:I can't touch anything.Bye!
Pooh:Let's fight, Beotch!
on let me get a drink.
Drinks but with difficultity*
Pooh:ha ha!That's pathetic!
Skyler:Shut up!It's difficult with these hands!
Pooh:Can we just fight now?
Pooh:RAW LAQ ALAD!Wait didn't I already kill that dude?
Skyler:YEah you already killed him but he's a ghost.
Pooh:So that means he could just kill me with his magical butt powers or something?
Skyler:No. He can't touch anything so thats gonna be kinda difficult to do that.
Skyler:Yeah! Dude! I won!
Skyler falls through Jonny
Skyler falls on knfie
Skyler rises from dead
Jonny:Woah!What the hell?You're alive!
Skyler:No.I actually don't know.
Jonny:Woah I can actualy feel you.You must be a ghost!
Pooh:Im'a ghost too!
Jonny:Well let's just settle this with a ...
(at same time)Jonny:High Five! Skyler:Fist bump!
Jonny:I thought we were gonna high five.God!We need to work on this!