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1000px-Steven Hates Justin Bieber-1-
Steven:I'm Bored

(Door bell rings)

Steven:You get it.

Steven:FINE! I'll get it.

Delivery Guy:Hello sir,This is your package you ordered.It does not have porn in it.

Steven:okay..........

(picks up package)

Steven:Woah!What the hell is in this box!?"

Delivery guy:I don't know,you ordered it.

Steven:can you at least light package it?

Delivery guy:No.Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Steven:I dont know if that guy is mentaly challanged or a plain-out dumbass.

(pushes the box to living room)

Steven:Look dude we got something and its big!

(Eligah pops out of the box)

Eligah:Yolo!

Steven:AHHHH JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!

Eligah:What?No!I"m just(Steven interupts)

Steven:KILL HIM!!!!!!

Eligah:No dude!Its me!

Steven:Yeah that big Douche-bag!

Eligah:I am not!Wait do you mean Justin?

Steven:I'm GONNA KNIFE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eligah:Are you really gonna kill your best friend!?

Steven:I dont even know you!!!!!!!

Eligah:Look, killing people will not help you!

Steven:I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!

Eligah:SH*T!!!!

Eligah:So this is your best idea?Kidnap me and have me on a roof, really?

Steven:And Push you off!!!!!!

Eligah:Still, really?

Steven:WHATEVER!!!!!!

(Steven misses and falls off)

Steven:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Eligah:Dont shoot me bro!

Steven:I DONT KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Steven trys to shoot but is out of ammo)

Steven:SURIOUSLY!?WHY CANT I KILL YOU!?

Eligah:You dont want to.

Steven:YES I DO!!!!

Eligah:Steven,Justin is NOT the problem, his fans are.

Steven:why are you talk about yourself in thrid person?

Eligah:Im Eligah.

Steven:Ohhhhh that makes more sence!

Steven:then where is that beaver?

Eligah:In the street.

Justin:Hi!

(Justin gets hit by car)

Justin:AW CRAP!

(Stevcen and Eligah fistbump)

Narrator:BROFIST OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!